pairing: luman and baekbitch.
word count: 600.
rating: nc-17.
a/n: aaand once more I hold mini responsible for everything. here’s yet another example of why I should. not. write. at fucking 3am at night. shoot me.
oh, and happy birthday to byun baekhyun. I hope you get bent over a sink and fucked crosseyed uhhh I mean what who said that uhm nothing. heheheh… heh……….
pairing: none. but luhan is the main character (ft. baby baekhyun… not in a dirty way or anything, though, he’s literally an infant).
word count: 1050.
rating: totally g.
a/n: happy birthday, xiao lu.
ps. I know nothing about babies. consider yourselves warned.
pairing: luhan/chanyeol.
word count: 850.
rating: pg(?)
a/n: someone requested “luhan have mental problem and chanyeol is the doctor who help him?”… this is what I did.
pairing: sehun/luhan.
word count: 895.
rating: pg-13.
