pairing: jongdae/chanyeol.
word count: 675.
rating: uhmmm r(?)
warnings: thighfucking, drunk people, general wtfery (and lots of it).
a/n: I wrote most of this while I was heavily intoxicated and edited it while I was mostly sober. this is 98% bonnie’s fault (taking advantage of a poor inebriated person, how could you?? >:c), 2% this gif’s fault.
ps. happy birthday again luhan (???).
May 17, 2013
16 notes
May 6, 2013
32 notes
pairing: luman and baekbitch.
word count: 600.
rating: nc-17.
a/n: aaand once more I hold mini responsible for everything. here’s yet another example of why I should. not. write. at fucking 3am at night. shoot me.
oh, and happy birthday to byun baekhyun. I hope you get bent over a sink and fucked crosseyed uhhh I mean what who said that uhm nothing. heheheh… heh……….
April 20, 2013
4 notes
pairing: none. but luhan is the main character (ft. baby baekhyun… not in a dirty way or anything, though, he’s literally an infant).
word count: 1050.
rating: totally g.
a/n: happy birthday, xiao lu.
ps. I know nothing about babies. consider yourselves warned.
April 9, 2013
22 notes
pairing: wufan/zitao.
word count: 1600.
rating: nc-17.
a/n: I received a request for “taoris” and “smutsmutsmut” and I’ve been wanting to use this idea of skype sex for a while so… yeah. this happened. oh, and I like to imagine that it’s kind of related to this (same au and all).
April 3, 2013
8 notes
pairing: wufan/zitao.
word count: 525.
rating: hard r or some really filthy rating that fits bdsm and shit I don’t fucking know it’s 5am right now what do you want from me???
a/n: my love for emma > me not shipping taoris like /that/.
(I really need to stop writing in the middle of the night ㅠㅠ)
April 1, 2013
26 notes
pairing: chanyeol/baekhyun.
word count: 1700.
rating: nc-17.
a/n: because someone requested baekyeol smut/fluff and the plot: “Baekhyun is leaving for college and they spend their last night together doing stuff/ talking/ cuddling”.
March 29, 2013
8 notes
pairing: luhan/chanyeol.
word count: 850.
rating: pg(?)
a/n: someone requested “luhan have mental problem and chanyeol is the doctor who help him?”… this is what I did.
March 25, 2013
5 notes
pairing: baekai (sort of???).
word count: 850.
rating: g.
a/n: I’ve been having a lot of “exo with kids”-feels lately. I turned off my internet for an hour to write and this kind of happened. oops?
March 15, 2013
14 notes
pairing: suho/chen.
word count: 600.
rating: g.
a/n: this is not the result I had expected.
March 8, 2013
25 notes
pairing: suho/baekhyun.
word count: 1600.
rating: pg-13… I think? maybe pg (I obviously suck at ratings orz).
a/n: it all started with imagining baek in a puppy costume…
February 28, 2013
2 notes
pairing: none.
word count: 725.
rating: I don’t care.
a/n: sad, everything is sad.
February 23, 2013
7 notes
pairing: chanyeol/baekhyun/kyungsoo (and there kim jongin goes being a little shit again, wow, I really need to stop doing this to him and to myself).
word count: 800.
rating: pg-13.
February 20, 2013
30 notes
February 15, 2013
27 notes
pairing: chanyeol/kyungsoo/baekhyun.
word count: 2600.
rating: nc-17, hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
warnings: eh. fingering, riding, rimming, toys, threesome, voyeurism… and stuff…
a/n: I suddenly realized that it was valentine’s day and I wanted to write something cute and fluffy and romantic to go with that theme. I then realized that I had no ideas and no will to write, however, so have this baekyeolsoo smutty smut that I’ve been saving for an appropriate time (which this totally isn’t) instead. c:
ps. yeah, I’m totally easy to convince. orz
February 7, 2013
14 notes
pairing: implied!chanmyun (but mostly kyungsoo being the only sane person in a world inhabited by little shits such as byun baekhyun and kim jongin).
word count: 765.
rating: what is rating. what does it mean.
a/n: totally related to ☆･ﾟ:* this *:･ﾟ☆. everything is bonnie’s fault. I quit. c:
